Where's My Phone?

Oh it's in my shirt.

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

(via mermerteddybear)

thegentlehoneybee:

hellotailor:

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

omg

I’m joining the masses of people who fuzzily assumed Aubrey Hepburn must have died young. 

thegentlehoneybee:

hellotailor:

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

omg

I’m joining the masses of people who fuzzily assumed Aubrey Hepburn must have died young. 

(via mermerteddybear)

alyssaemilie:

colourthisworld:

jmbkat14:

virtu4lprincess:

theimperfectpeople:

inferior-thoughts:

nevergoingtobethesame:

alyssaemilie:

i know that no one will care, but this is part of my drawing of natalie portman.

this is beautiful

Holy shit, I didn’t even know it was a drawing

I wish I could draw, this is beautiful

this. is stunning. holy shit. omg. asdfghjkl;

So this isnt a photo? OMG 0.0

this is beautiful. i wish my hands could work miracles like this.

aww, thank you :)

alyssaemilie:

colourthisworld:

jmbkat14:

virtu4lprincess:

theimperfectpeople:

inferior-thoughts:

nevergoingtobethesame:

alyssaemilie:

i know that no one will care, but this is part of my drawing of natalie portman.

this is beautiful

Holy shit, I didn’t even know it was a drawing

I wish I could draw, this is beautiful

this. is stunning. holy shit. omg. asdfghjkl;

So this isnt a photo? OMG 0.0

this is beautiful. i wish my hands could work miracles like this.

aww, thank you :)

(via lost-in-my-dreams000)

http://withjustapinchofmadness.wordpress.com/
The TARDIS dematerializing.

http://withjustapinchofmadness.wordpress.com/

The TARDIS dematerializing.

Reblog if you love to write.

ghostlyavenger:

Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.

I do!

(Source: insaneandproudofit, via thehalfmadwriter)

placidlies:

so i’m nominated for prom queen and everyone on prom court had to make a ballot box for the votes and i rlly don’t care about the box or if i win like it’s whatever

and so i got like a 48 year old shoe box that’s half beaten up and falling up apart, got some printer paper, a sharpie, and some glitter and i just

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its literally falling apart 

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I HOPE I WIN IT’S NOT LIKE IT’S RIPPING AND HALF BROKEN 

(via blondenialler)

brittapperry:

But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you

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(via schimdthappens)

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

(via mermerteddybear)

desolve:

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room’s only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end.They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’Epilogue:There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.

desolve:

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room’s only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.


She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’

The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.

(via hancas)